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For your information, missy–one second.
YOU DO NOT, BY ANY MEANS, GIVE ME A WEDGIE!!!!
There.That’s better.You better have read that, Sarah Nicole Gonzalez!
I was not insisting upon anything, except that I was not insisting! Kinda contradictory, right?
Also, I will not take your counsel, and much less use it! I don’t even know [...]

About what you said about you, me, and MarioKart:
YEAH, RIGHT!
Having that over with, about you being boring:
I have to admit, you were right about that one. Just kidding! But seriously, most readers like confidence in the author, at least I do, so don’t ever imply that you doubt yourself in any way.
That’s it. [...]

Hello! Sarah is finally, finally, letting me post on her blog! I recently started horseback riding lessons. In fact, I had one just last week! I’m having them every Thursday for 4 weeks. The last day is the only one in which I actually get on the horse. [...]