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Whatever 2

Saturday, June 27th, 2009

Here are some more famous smart-aleck “ha ha, you’re just saying that because you can’t say anything else” retorts that I have recently added to my superhuman vocabulary:
1. Congratulations.
2. Congratulations again.
3. I’ve noticed.
4. You’ve mentioned that.
Or if someone is being hypocritical and is in need of assistance realizing it:
5. Wait a minute, wasn’t it you [...]