Here are some more famous smart-aleck “ha ha, you’re just saying that because you can’t say anything else” retorts that I have recently added to my superhuman vocabulary:
1. Congratulations.
2. Congratulations again.
3. I’ve noticed.
4. You’ve mentioned that.
Or if someone is being hypocritical and is in need of assistance realizing it:
5. Wait a minute, wasn’t it you who said________*
6. Well, if it were you doing it , you wouldn’t be so against it.
7. If you don’t like it, you shouldn’t do it.
And you know what Rebekah would say to that one.
“Whatever.”
*i.e. “Wasn’t it you who said nobody should have control of the remote?” when here they are holding up the remote in the air (to keep it away from anonymous other sibling) and the volume is so low you’re straining just to see what she finds so appealing about that program anyway.
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