Hi, I just thought that for the small time I have Internet on my iPod I shall make the most of it. Bye, now.
p.s. This is from November 12th, 2009.
Archive for February, 2010
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Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010What nonsense 2 :) ADDITIONS by Rebekah
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010(Note: Explained in Additions by Me. It is advised that the Reader first read “What nonsense 2 : )”, followed by “___ADDITIONS by Me”.)
And make sure that your fingers are attached to your hands and your toes are attached to you feet and your vomit is attached to your guts and…somebody just violated the safety regulations. How do I know this? WHO PUKED ON ME?!
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You should plug the whole head in case of brain loss! If your brain falls out, you will literally be brain dead, except in this case you will have a dead brain!
What nonsense 2 :) ADDITIONS by Me
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010Also, please be sure that your face is attached securely to your head.
Thank you.
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You will also be provided at the doors with duct tape for your mouth and ears for prevention of the loss of guts.
NOTE: As you will be needing to breathe, we will not be held liable for any loss of innards through the nasal passage.
What nonsense 2 :)
Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010This is something I made up randomly yesterday…
Please keep all hands, arms and heads (if you are a mythical creature) inside the vehicle at all times, including while the vehicle is currently completely stationary. If you have heart, eye, or spinal ailments, and/or are sensitive to strobe lights or lasers, going on this ride is strictly unadvised. If you have a small abrasion, bruise, or have recently had you hair trimmed, riding this vehicle is strictly unadvised. (Is that the proper prefix?) If you have recently had a dream that something bad happened to you while on this ride, riding is strictly unadvised.
You must be within the height range of 5′7″-7′5″ to go on this ride. You must be within the weight range of 100 lbs. to 211 lbs to go on this ride.
You must be between 21 years old and 60 years old to go on this ride.
All loose-fitting, thin, or delicate clothing will be replaced with a wetsuit (or a wrestling uniform) and a diaper, as will any clothing with added closures such as buttons and/or strings.
You must be bald to ride, as this ride may suction any loose hair clean off.
WARNING: THIS RIDE PRESENTS A 35.97% CHANCE OF INJURY, VOMITING, FLINGING/FALLING HEADFIRST A MILE DOWN ONTO SOLID CONCRETE, OTHER UNPLEASANT CIRCUMSTANCE (i.e. sudden urination) RESULTING FROM HIGHLY HAZARDOUS RIDES.
Enter at your own risk.
If anything bad happens to you, it’s totally your own fault, dude.
And most importantly…
HAVE FUN!!!