Today in Limericksville
A person was walking along
Singing a chipper-y song
When suddenly, ZAP!
He was gone, just like that!
Now, that didn’t take very long…
Today in Limericksville
A girl sat upon a high sill
And as she was falling,
She cried, “How appalling!
Her name, by the way, was Jill.
She was pushed by a large, husky guy
Who said she had eaten his pie.
It should be debated
The pie’s four-star-rated
And he did not think she would die.
A driver just slipped on the road
And then he ran over a toad
He just didn’t get
That the road was still wet!
Also, he dropped his large load.
So, now all the traffic is stopped
All because that one warty toad hopped.
But the car ran o’er him
So the chances are slim
That this case will ever be dropped.
It wasn’t that sunny today
Nor was it so yesterday.
We hope that tomorrow
Will end all our sorrow.
Now let’s go to Jim, at the bay.
A restaurant has opened called Joe’s
Though we already have lots of those.
It could get confusing
But also amusing.
Instead I’d choose Curly’s or Moe’s.
The Queen came from England last night.
She said it was fair and quite bright.
We all are elated;
The town celebrated
With food, but not very much light.
The President said that she came
For a reason that’s always the same:
She got bored of Britain,
Or so it was written,
By someone with hardly a name.
A new movie just hit the market!
Don’t know what it’s called, but it’s dark. It
Drew a large crowd,
Or as much as allowed
By a fellow who just said to “park it”.
That’s all for the news of today!
It’s more than we had yesterday.
Thanks to the fellows
Who gave up their Jell-O’s
To get some more change for our pay.