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Day 9 of summer.
It is rather warm, but an improvement on yesterday’s incinerating weather.
I do not recommend today:
THIS IS FOR ME; Do Not Eat All Of The Cake! There. That should do.
I do recommend today:
I do recommend–here it comes–do I really want to say it?–housework. Yes, you heard me. Well, it [...]

Day 8 of summer.
IT IS RATHER WARM, to say the least.
I do not recommend today:
I strictly do not recommend wearing anything warm today. At all. Whatsoever.
I do recommend today:
What I do recommend is to get wet in some way, although unfortunately today I personally have been unable to do so. And I [...]

Days 5, 6, 7 of summer, respectively.
IT IS, AGAIN, VERY, VERY HOT.
Because I missed too many days of summer, and because they were reasonably uneventful, I’m not going to do the whole recommendations and such today. This is not going to look like my normal Summer Log posts. But I’ll tell you what [...]

Day 3 of summer:
It was sunny and windy yesterday.
I did not recommend yesterday:
Not that it matters anymore, but I do not think I would have recommended going swimming or any similar activity.
I did recommend yesterday:
Not that this matters either. Sigh. Well, I think I would have recommended eating outside for all meals except [...]

Day 2 of summer.
It is nice and warm, certainly not as hot as it was yesterday.
I do not recommend today:
I do not recommend staying inside all day, and I do not recommend taking a hot shower.
I do recommend today:
I do recommend getting yourself outside for at least fifteen minutes, probably longer. Maybe get some [...]

Day 1 of summer.
IT IS VERY HOT.
I do not recommend today:
I most certainly do not recommend wearing pants today. Especially skinny jeans. Yeah, learned that the hard way.
I do recommend today:
What I would recommend is get wet and/or get in front of the fan–and don’t leave it until tomorrow morning.
Today’s news:
First of all, [...]

And I repeat:
Hello again, desperate audience.
I noticed last night that since I got on Facebook, I have been somewhat neglecting my blog. Because almost everyone I know is on there, it almost didn’t seem necessary to blog, but I couldn’t abandon this forever, could I?
No.
The answer is no.
Anyway, if nothing else, one [...]