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Day 9 of summer.
It is rather warm, but an improvement on yesterday’s incinerating weather.
I do not recommend today:
THIS IS FOR ME; Do Not Eat All Of The Cake! There. That should do.
I do recommend today:
I do recommend–here it comes–do I really want to say it?–housework. Yes, you heard me. Well, it [...]

Yesterday I got out of my bed
‘Laynah stood there shouting by the door
What on earth was all this nonsense for?
Suddenly a thought popped in my head.
If today were just a normal day
Why would she be screaming in my face?
Why in that specific, single place?
I remembered: it was my birthday.
During lunch break, we picked up my [...]

Yep.
This one was written for New Year, so I guess it’s ever so slightly late, but here it is nevertheless:
On the day of New Year’s Eve
The world is sitting, waiting
For the day we all believe
Has cause for celebrating.
Staying up till late at night
Watching on TV
Down pole to drop a ball of light
And then we scream, [...]

Hola!
I suppose I have observed that there have been some interesting things happening around here of which I have lately neglected to write (ooh, nice grammar). Anyway, I was emailing a friend about what’s new with me and realized that I forgot to tell the rest of you!
Well?
Aren’t you going to tell us what [...]