Have you heard …

Flames
Sparks
In a blue fireplace
Logs hold embers
though some have gone out
or dimmed.
Brilliant shades of orange
yellow
pink
purple
blue
Cool grays
and the smooth, even black
behind the sparkling embers.
Puffs rise and smell of fire
carrying with them
that dead flame
known as
ash.
Warmth fills the room
except the very
back
corners
where it is cold
and dark.
One spark
Two sparks,
spit out by the fire
fading
in the corners,
flecks of gold
in the darkness
Sun sets
Turquoise sky
City [...]

I am a blank sheet of paper,
Just lying here on the floor.
I am a blank sheet of paper,
Though soon will not be anymore.
I am a blank sheet of paper,
Used by both genius and fool.
I am a blank sheet of paper,
Who some see as only a tool.
I am a blank sheet of paper,
Waiting for something to [...]

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Hws t gng?
Bt y cn’t vn ndrstnd wht n rth ths s sppsd t mn…
Nywy, ws thnkng th thr dy, wht wld lf b lk wtht vwls?
T’d be lk lvng nsd f txt lngg. ; b
Cn y gt m pnt yt??
Ky, s ‘ll wrt m nm wtht vwls t dmnstrt:
Srh Ncl Gnzlz.
Nw d y ndrstnd??
Prbbl [...]

You know, I always thought it was interesting how some people only write about out-of-the-ordinary happenings. Psh, yeah, not like that’s me or anything…
Well, today I am writing about something so painfully ordinary you may not even want to read it.
Yes, I probably should have saved the warning for the end.
Now it doesn’t even [...]

The lady walked into the milliner’s shop
And asked what the store had in store
He replied, “Nothing better to cover your top!
With cloches, berets and more.
Sombreros, and fezzes, and caps, and a beanie,
And top hats, and bowler hats too,
In colors like purple, and chartreuse (it’s green-y)
And red, orange, yellow and blue.
So many options, you may have [...]

I was just looking at some of my older posts and realized as I was browsing how much I use(d?) the word “anyway”.
I was also thinking how, when speaking out loud, we tend to frequently utilize unnecessary words in random places (e.g. So, yeah, like, I really, um, yeah, liked that).
And then I began to [...]

Yep.
This one was written for New Year, so I guess it’s ever so slightly late, but here it is nevertheless:
On the day of New Year’s Eve
The world is sitting, waiting
For the day we all believe
Has cause for celebrating.
Staying up till late at night
Watching on TV
Down pole to drop a ball of light
And then we scream, [...]

(Note: Explained in Additions by Me. It is advised that the Reader first read “What nonsense 2 : )”, followed by “___ADDITIONS by Me”.)
And make sure that your fingers are attached to your hands and your toes are attached to you feet and your vomit is attached to your guts and…somebody just violated the safety [...]

Also, please be sure that your face is attached securely to your head.
Thank you.
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You will also be provided at the doors with duct tape for your mouth and ears for prevention of the loss of guts.
NOTE: As you will be needing to breathe, we will not be held liable for any loss of innards through [...]

This is something I made up randomly yesterday…
Please keep all hands, arms and heads (if you are a mythical creature) inside the vehicle at all times, including while the vehicle is currently completely stationary. If you have heart, eye, or spinal ailments, and/or are sensitive to strobe lights or lasers, going on this ride [...]