Tryng t wrt wtht vwls s vry dffclt

11 April 2010

H!

Hws t gng?

Bt y cn’t vn ndrstnd wht n rth ths s sppsd t mn…

Nywy, ws thnkng th thr dy, wht wld lf b lk wtht vwls?

T’d be lk lvng nsd f txt lngg. ; b

Cn y gt m pnt yt??

Ky, s ‘ll wrt m nm wtht vwls t dmnstrt:

Srh Ncl Gnzlz.

Nw d y ndrstnd??

Prbbl nt, bt y ght t b th tm ‘m dn wth ths pst.

Th rsn ‘m dng ths s smpl bcs gt brd. Thts rght ppl. gt brd.

S thn wndrd, dn’t hv t wrt bt nythng n prtclr, jst wrt wtht vwls nd y gt yrslf pst! H yh!

O a ou i e ie ii iou ooa???…..

My Birthday (nonfiction)

3 April 2010

Yesterday I got out of my bed
‘Laynah stood there shouting by the door
What on earth was all this nonsense for?
Suddenly a thought popped in my head.
If today were just a normal day
Why would she be screaming in my face?
Why in that specific, single place?
I remembered: it was my birthday.
During lunch break, we picked up my dad
Italian food from Rocco’s served as lunch
And dinner too, and when we ceased to munch
The cupcakes were the best I ever had!
So now I’m fourteen, and I wish to say
My family made this a special day.

I am so bored

27 March 2010

You know, I always thought it was interesting how some people only write about out-of-the-ordinary happenings. Psh, yeah, not like that’s me or anything…

Well, today I am writing about something so painfully ordinary you may not even want to read it.

Yes, I probably should have saved the warning for the end.

Now it doesn’t even matter what the heck I’m writing about.

The thing I’m writing about is the fact that I am bored, but that probably no longer matters, as I’m having a little bit of fun with this post.

My fourteenth birthday is in two weeks, but I’m not so much worried about turning fourteen as I am about starting high school.

DUNH DUNH DUNH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know. That was random.

But it was fun.

Why am I separating every other sentence, you ask? I’ll tell you the short answer, which is

I don’t know.

I guess it just looks cool.

Sigh.

Huff.

Cough.

Achoo.

MBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That was random, as well.

I think I should stop before this post gets completely lost following the winding trail of random.

Wow.

Gosh.

Hmm.

Huh.

What? It’s fun, okay?

Plus, it’s completely harmless, except

mabi too thah dateereorashin uv my brayne.

Nah.

The news from that limerick city
Though not abnormally pretty
And though sometimes random,
Like toads on a tandem,
Is needed, though quite itty-bitty.

“Toor rul lol loo, gammon and spinnage, the frog he wouldn’t, and high cockolorum.”–Jack Dawson (a.k.a. the Artful Dodger), Oliver Twist.

Something beautiful is about to occur.

THE END.

There it went.

First Poem of a Poet (by Me)

26 March 2010

For writing class, we were assigned to each write our own free verse:

This is a
Poem
That I
Wrote
Please do
Not
Blame me
For
The little
Quirks
Inside this
Poem
Because I
Never
Wrote one
Before

Song of a Stuffed Animal

25 March 2010

I sat upon the shelf with a bow around my neck
And I tried to sit up still, and to hold my head erect
And I looked at all the children and I tried to look my best
But if you’re a teddy bear, it is rare that you are dressed.

After months upon that shelf I began to feel quite weary
And my head began to droop, and my vision’s rather bleary
When, to my utter joy, they moved me to the front!
So I’m now a favorite toy and I’m no longer the runt.

I had caught the eyes of many, who would stop and start to buy,
But I cost a pretty penny, and the price was much too high.
So I sat inside that window for a month, and then a year,
When it just became too much and so I dropped a tiny tear.

I was put back in the stockroom, and I thought that I would stay,
When the fuzzy rabbit told me, “When it’s nearly Christmas Day,
You will be back in that window and someone will chance to buy.
For how could they resist that lovely twinkle in your eye?”

The bunny gave me courage and I waited till the winter
Even though the floor was wooden and I got a hundred splinters.
And, as Bunny said to me, I went back up on the shelf
But I had lost a lot of hope and did not hope much for myself.

But when the store clerk came and put upon me a new tag,
Sooner than I knew it I was in somebody’s bag!
It was stuffy in the sack, but I did not care at all
Even though I shared the space there with a plastic Barbie doll.

It was hot inside the trunk of the big, black shiny car
So I was grateful when the lady came and told us, “Here we are!”
We were out for just one moment when she put us in more bags,
And I thought that I was done for, so my head began to sag.

I stayed there for one night, then the morn of Christmas Day,
I peeked behind the tissue, and what ended my dismay,
Was that I was in the living room, underneath the Christmas tree!
And finally, oh, finally, someone would come for me!

I spied about four children, all of whom were daughters,
Coming out into the living room, without the mother or father.
And they all began to whisper what they thought were in the socks,
And in this bag, and in that bag, and inside that big old box.

The parents woke up later, and the girls all asked as one,
When on earth they’d open presents, when at the tree they’d run.
“First,” said Daddy, still quite sleepy, “we all have to get awake.
After all, you were the only ones who got up at daybreak.”

So after half an hour, they began to open us,
But they only did one at a time, so’s not to cause a fuss.
The second-youngest one decides, “I’ll save that one for last.”
Seeing that she spoke of me, I waited till an hour passed.

Then, to my delight, I was lifted up and dropped
Into her lap. I smiled when I landed with a ‘plop’.
She opened me and squealed and grinned, and said she’d sleep with me
So that she would not be afraid (the same thing went for me).

She loved me best but for a week, and then I lay, awaiting
On the floor, after the folks were finished with their celebrating.
I got stepped on, I got stomped on, I got trampled to the ground
Until I was buried and I couldn’t hear a sound.

Then, one day, in the summer, when the trees were bright and green,
The mother bid the children to go in their rooms and clean.
I got squished, and I got squashed, and I turned into a pancake,
And I lost a bit of fluff, and began to get a headache.

Thank goodness I don’t breathe, for I’m sure I’d have been dead
From the suffocating other toys which caused pain to my head.
I got shoved and I got pushed and then I could no longer see
And I pondered, and I wondered, “What will happen to poor me?”

Then they found me, picked me up, but then a sister came inside
And she said of me that she was shocked that I had never died,
And with that she told her mother all about what they had done
And I thought, as she related, that these things were not so fun.

Mama said that I was garbage, and to throw me in the can,
When the second youngest daughter heard about the awful plan,
And, weeping, said that she would do her best to keep me good
And she promised she’d take care of me, just as I thought she would.

But the sisters and the mother said that I was quite unfit
For the little girl to play with, so that was the end of it;
I went into the garage, with the other broken toys
And with that I said goodbye to all my happy Christmas joys.

I stayed there for a year, being eaten by the bugs
Until you could not tell the difference between me and a rug
And my eyes were falling out, and my nose no longer was,
And I became quite skinny from the loss of extra fuzz.

I tried so hard to hope, and I tried so hard to sleep
But occasionally I would simply sit in there and weep
And it seemed to be a graveyard in that cold and darkened place,
Where it appeared that one would never see a friendly face.

When the summer rolled around, and again they chanced to come,
I was sad because they did not care that I had lost a thumb,
And I wanted to call out, but because I could not talk
I simply had to sit there and lie down there like a rock.

Mama came in the garage, and I caught her tired eye
And my courage got a bolster, and my hopes were very high,
And she picked me up and brought me in and put me on a chair,
And she asked the second-youngest, “You remember your old bear?”

And I heard the little girl, and she laughed and then she yelled
And inside, I shared her joy, and my spirits were compelled
To climb into the sky, and although I had no eyes,
I was filled with joy, but a teddy rarely cries.

She picked me up and squeezed me, but I never felt as good
For she loved me as she said that, a year ago, she would.
And she kneeled and begged her mother to have me soon repaired
And, surprisingly, in trusting her, I wasn’t really scared.

They drove me to her grandma’s, and there I spent the night
And when I woke, I was surprised to see a blinding light,
And I knew that I could see, and just then the doorbell rang
And the second youngest hugged me, and then my spirits sang!

So now I am all better and I’ve lived here for three years,
And I have been made wiser for my laughter and my tears
And I still live in the bedroom, sometimes buried to the knee,
But still the child comes and says, “Come, Beary, play with me!”

(This probably could have happened, but it’s mostly fiction; I did, however, put our family and one of Adriannah’s old teddy bears in it.) : )

A little something about my blog

24 March 2010

Hi!

Wow. What an original way to start a post.

Just wanted to let my Readers know that you may be seeing a whole lot more poetry here, but I will also be blogging about the events, occurrences, happenings and goings-on in our house, which I am sure you look forward to all the time. =)
Also, I may be putting some news into poem form. Not the Limericksville ones, which are fiction, but our personal news.
Pretty neat, huh? =)
I may sometimes be labeling any poetry Fiction or Non-fiction if it isn’t obvious.
Fine, I know that some pretty fictional things happen around here, but I’ll label any that look like news or whatever.

Remember, most of my poetry is fiction and most of what is true on here is not poetry, it was just an idea.

Yes, I am just dragging this out so it’s not this little bitty thing that nobody pays notice to.

Unless it were abnormally itty bitty.

Which would be neat, but I simply haven’t the time.

Goodbye.

Wow, what an original way to end a post.

The Hat (by Sarah Gonzalez)

23 March 2010

The lady walked into the milliner’s shop
And asked what the store had in store
He replied, “Nothing better to cover your top!
With cloches, berets and more.

Sombreros, and fezzes, and caps, and a beanie,
And top hats, and bowler hats too,
In colors like purple, and chartreuse (it’s green-y)
And red, orange, yellow and blue.

So many options, you may have some trouble
Deciding which chapeau to buy
But if you get one, or three, maybe a double,
I will not the make the price quite as high.”

The customer pondered and browsed as she thought
She said to herself, “Well I guess,
I may as well get this.” And when it was bought,
She found it went well with her dress.

It was orange and brown and chartreuse and sea green
And yellow and blue, with some red,
And more colors (which before had never been seen).
And she placed the chapeau on her head.

It was heavy, which means it was not very light,
It fact, the girl nearly fell down!
But the colors were just so appealingly bright–
Well, maybe excepting the brown.

It had pansies and violets and a sugar pink daisy
And iris, and bright yellow rose
So many flowers, you’d think she was crazy
Because they near dragged to her toes.

The flamboyant hat looked to be a bit small,
Though, from looking, you really can’t tell,
Because, it appeared, it was really quite tall
And it filled up the space rather well.

Many eyes gazed on this alien item
Some approving, but some with disgust,
But the lady did not want to scratch them or bite ‘em
As some may say, softly, “She must!”

She continued to wobble along the stone way
Until she arrived at her door,
But to her amazement, and to her dismay,
She could not fit through anymore!

She thought to herself, “Oh, it must be this hat.
I’ll take off the gargantuan thing.”
However, at attempting to do ‘zactly that,
To her head it continued to cling.

She tried again, but to no seen avail
And, desperately, tried it again,
But the hat seemed to triumph, and therefore prevail
She stopped trying then, and only then.

A couple days later she happened to see
A hunter who carried a knife,
And thought, “Maybe he can take this off of me!
And therefore be saving my life.”

She tried to call him, but he gave no air
As she screamed and she yelled and she cried,
The hat was still stuck to her elegant hair,
Which caused her to lose all her pride.

She tried all her strength (or what she could muster)
Attempting again to dethrone
The hat, which by now had lost most of its luster
And seemed to her head to have grown.

She pulled and she pulled, but she could not dislodge
The annoying and bothersome hat.
The hat would not move, and the hat would not budge
And she was not too happy with that.

She used it for pillows, and then for a blanket
So now it appeared like a wreck
She was quite on the verge of wanting to spank it
When she pulled, elongating her neck!

With a creak and a moan and a quack and a squeak
She looked like a human giraffe
When she knew what had happened she eked out an “Eek!
Now all who will see me will laugh!

But surely NOW this darned thing will come off;
I suppose I shall try one more time.”
With a grunt and a moan and a strained-sounding cough
Off her head the hat started to climb!

“Thank goodness this moment has finally come!”
And, with ecstasy, pulling once more,
Her heart pounded similarly to a drum.
But it stayed! And she let out a roar!

“What on earth is adhering this thing to my head?
Why, oh, why, does this thing persevere?”
It stayed on her head ’till after she was dead
And there ought to be a moral here.

If you like what you see (it’s appealing to you)
Before your clothing do you don,
Here is one thing that you always must do:
Before buying, you MUST try it on!

“Sombreros, and fezzes, and caps, and a beanie,
And top hats and bowler hats, too,
In colors like purple and chartreuse (it’s green-y)
And red, yellow, orange and blue…”

Yes, more poetry

22 March 2010

There once was a guy who ate chocolate pie
And would swim in it all the day long
But once, as he munched, his lovely pie crunched
Or at least as is said by my song.

The thing in the food, it quite startled the dude,
Who never ate cashews or walnuts
The thing in the pie, it disgusted the guy
Not allergic, but just hated all nuts.

It was not a pie nut, nor bolt or a screw. But
The man had to give up his pie
For if he had ate it (on this he debated)
He, most likely, surely would die.

The object has never been seen since forever
We still do not care what it was,
I suppose that the guy, who supposed he would die,
Had to give up his treat just because.

(What the chap didn’t know:
It was just some burned dough.)

I’ll have some more later, but right now I have to get ready to leave for science.

Um, like, yeah.

21 March 2010

I was just looking at some of my older posts and realized as I was browsing how much I use(d?) the word “anyway”.
I was also thinking how, when speaking out loud, we tend to frequently utilize unnecessary words in random places (e.g. So, yeah, like, I really, um, yeah, liked that).
And then I began to wonder where on earth (or some other place) those random sounds originated and why we use them in the places we do,
Whereupon I made the decision to create a list of unnecessary words and examples of how to use them:

1. Um. (So, um, I was thinking, um…maybe I could do, um, that thing that you mentioned, um, earlier.)

2. Uh. (Uh, I wasn’t really sure what,
uh, what it was exactly that I,
uh, that I mentioned earlier.

3. You know. (You know, sometimes I say these, you know…well, you know.)

4. Well. (Well, actually, you told me, well, that you kind of, well, already did that.)

5. S/he’s/I’m like. (Okay, so first she was like, Oh no you didn’t, and then I was like, Oh, yes, I did, then he was like, Come on, just cut it out already, then they were all like, Yeah, he’s right, come on, and then I was all like, Fine.)

6. So then, a.k.a. And Then. (Okay, I was doing that thing, and then she started watching, so then I stopped, so then she asked what the heck I was writing for, and then I told her, I’m just blogging, what? So then, she gets all mad and then I get all grumpy so then we didn’t talk to each other for almost that whole week.)

7. Okay. (Okay, so I was walking along, then, okay, so I was stopped by this log on the ground, so, okay, I like hopped over it, okay? But I tripped, okay, so I totally tore up my knee.)

8. Yeah. (Yeah, I know you were
doing nothing in particular, but,
yeah, so, yeah.

9. THE DREADED: LIKE.
(Like, I was totally gonna tell you I
was, like, blogging, but then I was
like, no, I better save it, then I,
like, was, like, completely forgetting
about, like, that whole thing, so,
like, yeah.)

Um, so like, yeah. You know.

Another poem?!

21 March 2010

Yep.
This one was written for New Year, so I guess it’s ever so slightly late, but here it is nevertheless:

On the day of New Year’s Eve
The world is sitting, waiting
For the day we all believe
Has cause for celebrating.

Staying up till late at night
Watching on TV
Down pole to drop a ball of light
And then we scream, “Yippee!”

Another year is o’er and done
And we are satisfied
Recalling days of mirth and fun
And fear, and hope, and pride.

Another year has started up
A new age will begin
We drink from a newer cup
And cast the old to the wind.

Daddy said:
May you all find cause to celebrate the ending of 2009 and the beginning of 2010.