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H!
Hws t gng?
Bt y cn’t vn ndrstnd wht n rth ths s sppsd t mn…
Nywy, ws thnkng th thr dy, wht wld lf b lk wtht vwls?
T’d be lk lvng nsd f txt lngg. ; b
Cn y gt m pnt yt??
Ky, s ‘ll wrt m nm wtht vwls t dmnstrt:
Srh Ncl Gnzlz.
Nw d y ndrstnd??
Prbbl [...]

You know, I always thought it was interesting how some people only write about out-of-the-ordinary happenings. Psh, yeah, not like that’s me or anything…
Well, today I am writing about something so painfully ordinary you may not even want to read it.
Yes, I probably should have saved the warning for the end.
Now it doesn’t even [...]

Hi!
Wow. What an original way to start a post.
Just wanted to let my Readers know that you may be seeing a whole lot more poetry here, but I will also be blogging about the events, occurrences, happenings and goings-on in our house, which I am sure you look forward to all the time. =)
Also, [...]

The lady walked into the milliner’s shop
And asked what the store had in store
He replied, “Nothing better to cover your top!
With cloches, berets and more.
Sombreros, and fezzes, and caps, and a beanie,
And top hats, and bowler hats too,
In colors like purple, and chartreuse (it’s green-y)
And red, orange, yellow and blue.
So many options, you may have [...]

There once was a guy who ate chocolate pie
And would swim in it all the day long
But once, as he munched, his lovely pie crunched
Or at least as is said by my song.
The thing in the food, it quite startled the dude,
Who never ate cashews or walnuts
The thing in the pie, it disgusted the guy
Not [...]

Hi, I just thought that for the small time I have Internet on my iPod I shall make the most of it. Bye, now.
p.s. This is from November 12th, 2009.

(Note: Explained in Additions by Me. It is advised that the Reader first read “What nonsense 2 : )”, followed by “___ADDITIONS by Me”.)
And make sure that your fingers are attached to your hands and your toes are attached to you feet and your vomit is attached to your guts and…somebody just violated the safety [...]

Also, please be sure that your face is attached securely to your head.
Thank you.
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You will also be provided at the doors with duct tape for your mouth and ears for prevention of the loss of guts.
NOTE: As you will be needing to breathe, we will not be held liable for any loss of innards through [...]

This is something I made up randomly yesterday…
Please keep all hands, arms and heads (if you are a mythical creature) inside the vehicle at all times, including while the vehicle is currently completely stationary. If you have heart, eye, or spinal ailments, and/or are sensitive to strobe lights or lasers, going on this ride [...]

Bonjour. Hola. Ciao. Hello. Ni-hao. Yeah, I’m just going to sit here all day saying hello in foreign languages; in a couple of them it’s the only word I know. I just noticed that I haven’t blogged since last year. Stop looking over my shoulder, you nosy person. [...]